4 posts from August 2009

What's the last movie you saw in the theater? Rented?

The last movie I saw in a theatre was the newest installment of Harry Potter. I didn't actually start watching movies in theatres till my late 20's. When I was a teenager, I went to the drive-in. I think I actually watched 2 movies at the drive-in. I've been there many times but after a certain age you seem to find "other" things WAAAAAY more entertaining than a movie on a screen.

Are you more attracted to people whose personalities are similar or different to yours?

I think we all require a certain amount of oppositeness in our lives. The more similar you are to a friend is one thing but to find a partner you need strengths and weaknesses. Where you are strong they should be at least some weak. Where they are strong you should be a little weak. It helps to buoy up the relationship if you can depend on each other to be there when you're at your weakest point. I've always been more attracted to the Lovely Larger Ladies but not just for pure aesthetics. It seems that the majority of them have something in their past that has hurt them and they tend to eat to get away from it. It is in my nature to help where I see a problem. When I see a large girl in distress and possibly overdoing it to compensate, I try my hardest to build up her self esteem to help her get passed the trouble. The fact that I find them very attractive helps too lol.

How many times did you move growing up? How did moving (or staying put) impact your childhood?

In the days before yore, there were caves. We lived in a modest duplex cave and then my folks decided they didn't like each other as much as they thought they did. My mother met another guy so we moved to a mobile cave when I was four. I spent many years in that small cave and then we graduated to a larger mobile cave across the holler. My mother's new man lasted nine years and then died so we had to move to another place and take our cave with us. We moved and my mother found a shmuck to live with us. We lost that cave due to the shmuck being a total shmuck. My mother and I moved to my grandparents cave (oh freakin joy, more people that don't like me). The next thing I knew, my mother's shmuck bought a cave on the other side of town from the grandparents. I couldn't take the shmuck anymore so I moved back to where our first mobile cave was located. In the next 5 years I moved from mini-cave to mini-cave in hopes of finding a nice one that I could settle into with out much fuss. I moved 15 times in those years looking for a cave of my very own but to no avail. Finally I went back to my mother and her shmuck's cave. That lasted as long as I could take it (not long at all) and so I got thrown out of their cave to live on the streets, caveless. There I was, caveless, cold, hungry, and living in an abandond motel cave and many small crawling friends did I have there. I got tired of being crowded by my friends so I went in search of a horse-drawn cave that would suit my purpose. I found several over the next few weeks but with winter being what it was back then, I nearly froze to death. Finally I found a benefactor in my school. Yes, we had schools back then. My benefactor took me to a mini-cave and set me up and told me to be warm and cumfy for as long as the lease lasted (one month). After the lease was up I went back to being caveless again. Spring had arrived while I wasn't looking so now all my previous caves that I had tried to inhabit while caveless before were wet and falling in on themselves.  I graduated school while I was caveless that year and decided I needed a job. I went back to my mother's cave and her shmuck had went out on the road with a shmuckess and left his cave to my mother. We lived in that cave for a while till I met the cavewoman of my dreams. Her and I moved quite a few times, living in many mobile and mini caves along the way.

As for how I felt during all this moving and dying and stuff, IT SUCKED! I developed a nice little mental disorder for all my troubles and am now only allowed by the government to either live in public housing with the rest of the scum of the Earth (or so the government thinks of us) or live in a mobile home. I chose the mobile home with the greatest woman on Earth. I have to say it is nice not to live in the old caves anymore tho, they were kind of drafty.

What is the first movie you saw in the the theater?

Alice In Wonderland. I remember vividly because my sister and I got to go with our favorite neighbor, PaPa Joe. He was the guy that ran the projector in the theatre. We watched the first run of it in the theatre then watched the second run in his booth. It was magical. I was 4. 1974, do the math lol.