6 posts from November 2009

 What’s the first thing you do when you log on to your computer every day?

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Check my yahoo mail actually. Then it's off to aohell and hotmail. I'm on a few yahoo groups so they get preference. Vox is like 5th on the list of stuff to do in the AM after signing in. Lolcats http://icanhascheezburger.com/ is always just after mail. Gotta see the funny pics. They start the day off with a chuckle or belly laugh. I have 9 cats so this site is a riot to me.

What’s the perfect gift to give to the person who has everything?
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"More of everything." Screw that! If they got everything then they should start passin out presents. I know I could use a new pair of all leather, no man-made material shoes in a size 12 EEE. I can't stand ppl that have everything. Most of them complain about what they "really want." BULLSHIT!!

Are you prepared in case of a natural disaster? What do your plan and preparations include?

It really depends on the disaster. Earthquake: sit under my kitchen table till shit quits fallin on it. Flood: grab the rafts in the back yard and make for the highway. Fire: grab the hotdogs and marshellows and get a real party goin. Volcanic Eruption: sit my ass in my bedroom and wait to see if it really makes it this far. I live in the midwest folks, no volcanoes. Landslide: grab a boogieboard and ride the wave to the bottom of the hill. Tornado: get my happy ass ready to go to Oz or Kansas, whichever drags me to it first. Hurricane: get freakin wet because those damn things always leave us rain up here. Tsunami: grab the boogieboard and see how good the curls are. Can't think of any other natural disasters.

I made a huge mistake after my wife died. (WARNING: personal Info) I wasn't even thinking about sex of any kind after my wife died because grief does that sort of thing to you. I met a gall online in a chat room on aohell. She was fantastic. She was beautiful, talented, smart (debatable), and she had enough money to come see me from all the way out in CA. She was leaving her husband of 7 yrs because he was getting to be a worse freak than when she married him. I had little in the way of a conscience so I didn't care. As long as she gave me the attention that I was craving at the time I was gonna be happy. She set up to come see me for 2 weeks. I was thrilled. What was neglected was a warning of HPV. Genital warts are a bain on society. It is probably the most common of all STD's. It's very wide spread around the country. She came and we had fantastic sex constantly during those 2 weeks. She went back to CA and we ended up going our seperate ways. A few months later I started seeing things growing in the bend of my groin. It wasn't a big deal I thought as I was already develpoing skin tags so I figured it was just more of those that were sent to annoy me. Ten months later I had a small cluster of the "tags" that were starting to chafe me and worry me. I went to the dr and he gave me the worst news imaginable. "You have an STD called HPV. It presents with genital warts." I was totally freaked out. I nearly cried. After all my years of staying clean, a few cases of crabs was about all, I was finally regreting my promiscuity. I had 2 other girlfriends after my encounter with CA woman. I couldn't get ahold of 1 of them but I warned the other and she was pissed, understandably. Altho she did ask me if there was any chance that we could get back together. I'm just the kind of guy most women want to be with. That's not pride or immodesty, it's just fact. I told my Debbie about my problem but she said it wasn't going to be a very big deal because we were going to be together for the rest of our lives. She isn't suseptible to warts of any kind. She's never had 1 and probably never will get 1. We've been together for 8 years in February of 2010 and she hasn't develpoed any. I, on the other hand, have had outbreaks regularly constantly. They are annoying at first and that's a pita but it gets worse. They attract moisture like a sponge and then chafe to the point of bleeding. There is really no treatment other than a cream that you can put on to lessen them or having them burned off with liquid nitrogen. I chose the latter. Sounds crazy to have a dr burn anything off from your crotch but it was the most expedient. I went on Monday to see my dermetologist and have the procedure done. I'm now unable to walk for more than a few steps without great pain in that area. Nothing eases the pain either. There is really no powder or cream you can put on this that will help. Anelgesic creams work for a very short time so it really isn't worth the money to buy them. So here my friends I give you warning. BE VERY FUCKING CAREFUL! Do not get this terrible thing if at all possible. It is nearly the most terrible physical experience I've ever been thru. If I ever have regreted anything in my life it would be having sex with a woman that has HPV. Condoms can make a little difference but actually not much. This insideous virus can get around them and spermacides don't help at all. So now my friends consider yourself warned.

How old do you think children should be before they join social networks like Facebook and MySpace?

50! No, I'm kidding. I think it's not a real good idea for younger, 12-15, to get on these sites. They have too much opportunity for pervs and such to get ahold of them thru these sites. Face it, kids that age are usually disgruntled about their parents and anybody that gives them positive feedback or attention will win them over. Plus at that age they think doing stupid shit like e-mailing pics of private body parts is kewl. My daughter did it. I thumped her head. Call me wat you will but I aint havin my kids tits all over the internet.

Ok, so I haven't posted in a while but I'm suffering a severe bitchiness today. Get ready cause here it comes.

I took in my daughter's fiance because I'm an idiot. The lil so n so is the nuttiest lil bastard on the planet. (subjectively) He's severely bipolar but thinks he can get by with no meds and can just fly off the handle any time he wants with no repercussions. There's consequenses for EVERYTHING we do. I've nearly slapped his nasty ass a few times just because I'm like that. I don't like ppl yelling at my kids unless they have good reason. He NEVER has had a good reason yet. So that added 1 more to my household.

I took in my friends son because he wanted to stay in the school he's been in his whole life. He can be an inconsiderate ass most of the time and he's just being a teenager. My friend is in KY dying from cancer and a few other ailments. I don't know what to do about that but I'm about to beat this kids ass because he seems to think that his dad dying is an excuse to lose control of his faculties and act like a total ass. Sorry but my dad died when I was 14 and I didn't act like an ass. I isolated myself and drank like a fish and did every drug that I could but I stayed away from ppl. It was my problem to deal with and I didn't think anybody could help. I'm here for his dumb ass and I've made that totally clear to him. He's not isolating, he's stupiding himself up. Damn this is not fun.

I'm the kind of person that will take in stray aminals. I'm also the kind of person that can't watch somebody be homeless if I can help it. I have a young man sleeping on my couch that has got to be one of the laziest kids I've ever seen. He bumms smokes off of me all the time, like I got money to support his habbit. He can't find a job because he spends all day on my son's video games systems. I've thrown him out to find a job on many occastions and he always fills out aps but nobody ever calls. I think he's sabataging himself on purpose. He also owes me $100 for a trip he took to KC last summer. I feel like a complete fool for all the shit I've done for this kid.

My daughter's fiance came to Deb and me to try and help his parents out of a tight spot. They were being evicted from their house in CO and needed a place to go. My stupid ass gave in to my daughter, who begged, and paid for their silly asses to come here. I've been paying for that giant mistake ever since. I really didn't want to take a 49 and 50 yr old to raise. These ppl are the epitomy of stupidity. He's a nice enough guy but he actually listens to his lying nut of a wife. She has no idea how to cook without using the worst kind of grease you can find and has clogged my drainpipes a couple of times. I thought it was just common sense to run hot water down the drain when pouring in shortening. FUCK this bitch is dence. She lies to her hubby and kids all the time trying to get them on her side whenever anybody tells her she's wrong or just plain stupid. They had to go back to CO because he had court dates and a driving class to take care of or he would be arrested. I had no problem with this.In fact I was thrilled. They even paid for their own tickets to fly out there. Don't ask where they got the money because they wont say. I have a sneaking suspicion it involves my daughter's job and paycheck somehow. Now they begged us to pay for the classes and gas to get there to take them. I'm by NO means a welloff person but my Deb can't seem to tell my daughter NO. So we pay for the classes and gas. Now they're about done with all the crazy shit they have top do up there and have return tickets to come back here on. They bought 2 way tickets but have had to postpone so many times that it's gonna cost another $150 per person to come back. After begging my daughter to help, they have her paying the money to get them back here. She put it on some kind of walmart thing so they could buy the tickets and sent them the money. BIG FUCKIN MISTAKE!!!! They bought his ticket and then spent most of the rest on smokes and gas to run around up there. Now guess who gets to make up the fuckin difference. Bet you coulda seen this comin, I did. They called the fiance and told him that they needed more to finish gettin back here so he goes online and sees that the money was spent. His mom tells him she has no idea how that happened so now his dumbass thinks that there's somebody else out there with his number spending my daughter's money on gas and smokes. Another lie. This fuckin bitch is really gettin on my last nerve. The fiance flies off the handle and swears he's gonna find out who has the number and sue them for what they spent. Yea right! Now my daughter beggs again for us to bail these lazy fuckin ppl out of the mess they've gotten themselves into. Again my Deb tells me we have to. Again I'm paying to raise a 49 & 50 yr old pair of lieing dumbasses. Do I sound happy yet? My vote is to leave their dumbasses there so they can find out what houselessness is all about. They've sponged off of me and my daughter about all I'm willing to let them. FUCK THIS BULLSHIT!!!!!! Let em rot. Now I don't even have the money to pay half of my bills because they "needed help". For a plug nickle I'd beat the piss outa all of them, my daughter included. The only reason she's even still with this asshole is because she's a fat girl and thinks nobody else wants her accept the black guys around here. You see a fat girl in our town without a black guy you know there's 1 at home somewhere. 90% of the fat girls around here are either married to or dating black guys but my daughter doesn't want anything to do with them, thankfully. Not because I'm a biggot but because the majority of them around here are classic stereotypical NIGGERS. There's a difference between blacks and niggers. Niggers can come in all colors of the rainbow. Like I said, I'm not a biggot. We do have a lot of inbreeding in our town too and you'll find niggers of all colors all over here.

All this shit is driving me nuts. When the idiots are here I have 9 ppl living in my trailer. That's WAY too fuckin many. Deb wunders why I live in the bedroom? Fuck dealing with all these assholes. My depression is tenfold from where it's supposed to be and I lose my temper at the drop of a lie. NO, this little rant is not really making me feel any better because I still have NO idea how I'm gonna pay my bills this mnth. I'm even tempted to start selling my meds to try and make up for everything. I wont because I NEED them but it's tempting. I wont talk about the violence I've dreamed about doing to all these ppl but there has been PLENTY of it. I think I'll go now before I fuckin explode.