99 posts tagged “qotd”

How will you be ringing in the New Year?

I don't usually do much for New Years. I used to when I was young. I spent 3 days in bed with a gal starting on New Year's eve just because it was tradition. Now I'm lucky to get a second look for it. Drinking aint my thing anymore either. I used to drink like a fish for the parties but now I might have a beer or wine cooler. It sux gettin older. Here's a poem, just because I wrote it.

Peace of Hell

Dark and hot awash in oblivion
Blasting away all that was
A furnace of neverending torment
Is this the worst you have?
Is this all that you can do to me?
I have lived in times of strife
Lived in grief unimaginable
Died of a heart broken by the weight
Life was the biggest torment
Heaven is supposed to soothe
Hell prevailed but I am alright
For there is still peace in no life.

M. Pinnell

Making a list, checking it twice... How's your holiday shopping going? Who's left on your list?

Fuck holiday shopping. You gotta hav money to do that. The only crowd I've seen is all the ppl in my damn house. My kids seem to think it's important to buy shit for the holidays but I keep tryin to get them to spend their money on them, not me. Christmas is just 1 more day that christians stole from a lot of pagan religions. I'll celebrate with a beer and some ham.

Do you remember the things you did when you first started using the Web and how it has changed your life?

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I remember everything I did wen I frst went online. I went online for a woman. Then I spent 2 days and nights talking to other women. One even sang to me. I got my frst online porn in an email. I got my frst cyberkiss from the lady that sang. I was desperate for company and found it on the web. My wife died in Jan 2000 and I got a puter in March.

 What’s the first thing you do when you log on to your computer every day?

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Check my yahoo mail actually. Then it's off to aohell and hotmail. I'm on a few yahoo groups so they get preference. Vox is like 5th on the list of stuff to do in the AM after signing in. Lolcats http://icanhascheezburger.com/ is always just after mail. Gotta see the funny pics. They start the day off with a chuckle or belly laugh. I have 9 cats so this site is a riot to me.

What’s the perfect gift to give to the person who has everything?
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"More of everything." Screw that! If they got everything then they should start passin out presents. I know I could use a new pair of all leather, no man-made material shoes in a size 12 EEE. I can't stand ppl that have everything. Most of them complain about what they "really want." BULLSHIT!!

Are you prepared in case of a natural disaster? What do your plan and preparations include?

It really depends on the disaster. Earthquake: sit under my kitchen table till shit quits fallin on it. Flood: grab the rafts in the back yard and make for the highway. Fire: grab the hotdogs and marshellows and get a real party goin. Volcanic Eruption: sit my ass in my bedroom and wait to see if it really makes it this far. I live in the midwest folks, no volcanoes. Landslide: grab a boogieboard and ride the wave to the bottom of the hill. Tornado: get my happy ass ready to go to Oz or Kansas, whichever drags me to it first. Hurricane: get freakin wet because those damn things always leave us rain up here. Tsunami: grab the boogieboard and see how good the curls are. Can't think of any other natural disasters.

How old do you think children should be before they join social networks like Facebook and MySpace?

50! No, I'm kidding. I think it's not a real good idea for younger, 12-15, to get on these sites. They have too much opportunity for pervs and such to get ahold of them thru these sites. Face it, kids that age are usually disgruntled about their parents and anybody that gives them positive feedback or attention will win them over. Plus at that age they think doing stupid shit like e-mailing pics of private body parts is kewl. My daughter did it. I thumped her head. Call me wat you will but I aint havin my kids tits all over the internet.

What's the worst vacation you've ever taken?

Who goes on vacation? Shit, who can afford it? I've never been on a real vacation unless you count my time in the hospitals. I don't know that those were vacations as such but they got me away from everything for a while. Good times were had but it sucked being away from my family while I was locked up.

If you could be any age again for one week, what age would you be?

Since my teenages wasn't a very nice time in my life, I dunno if I'd really want to go thru that again. As for age itself, I'd like to be 18 again. I spent my 18th year with a constant hardon thinking of nothin but good times. I think I'd like to visit that stamina and ability again. It wasn't a real fun time mentally for me but the body was awesome. I also seemed to have had way less inhibitions. I think it was due to the fact that I was in better shape (round is my shape now). I was actually able to sell myself bac then. Maybe not a nice profession but deffinately good for the ego of a young lad. Deb thinks she can't handle some of the things I do to her poor body now, lol, if I had that body bac, DAYUM she'd probably die from exhaustion or orgasm overdose. I was great in bed. I still am pretty good but the body don't work as well any more.

Do you believe that honesty is the best policy?

That depends on who you're talking to and what about. Kids should never be lied to because it teaches them trust issues and dishonesty in their own lives. Spouces deserve better than to be lied to if you truly Love them. Girl/boy friends are trying to get to know you so it really doesn't make a lot of sense to lie to them when you will either have to lie bigger to hide it or have to come clean sooner or later anyway. The government lies to all of us all the time so feeding them a line of shit that wont get you into too much trouble aint that bad. Your boss or other authority figures need the truth to be able to treat you as you should be treated but when they spend time worrying you to death over bullshit, piss on em. Doctors need the truth in order to treat your illnesses as best they can but if you can't stand the meds, tell him you lost the bottle but you really wanna try _______. Honesty is usually the best policy but there are times when a good lie can come in handy. Never discount the truth but don't hold so strictly to it that you spend all of your time trying to apologize for being an ass.