94 posts tagged “qotd”

Are you prepared in case of a natural disaster? What do your plan and preparations include?

It really depends on the disaster. Earthquake: sit under my kitchen table till shit quits fallin on it. Flood: grab the rafts in the back yard and make for the highway. Fire: grab the hotdogs and marshellows and get a real party goin. Volcanic Eruption: sit my ass in my bedroom and wait to see if it really makes it this far. I live in the midwest folks, no volcanoes. Landslide: grab a boogieboard and ride the wave to the bottom of the hill. Tornado: get my happy ass ready to go to Oz or Kansas, whichever drags me to it first. Hurricane: get freakin wet because those damn things always leave us rain up here. Tsunami: grab the boogieboard and see how good the curls are. Can't think of any other natural disasters.

How old do you think children should be before they join social networks like Facebook and MySpace?

50! No, I'm kidding. I think it's not a real good idea for younger, 12-15, to get on these sites. They have too much opportunity for pervs and such to get ahold of them thru these sites. Face it, kids that age are usually disgruntled about their parents and anybody that gives them positive feedback or attention will win them over. Plus at that age they think doing stupid shit like e-mailing pics of private body parts is kewl. My daughter did it. I thumped her head. Call me wat you will but I aint havin my kids tits all over the internet.

What's the worst vacation you've ever taken?

Who goes on vacation? Shit, who can afford it? I've never been on a real vacation unless you count my time in the hospitals. I don't know that those were vacations as such but they got me away from everything for a while. Good times were had but it sucked being away from my family while I was locked up.

If you could be any age again for one week, what age would you be?

Since my teenages wasn't a very nice time in my life, I dunno if I'd really want to go thru that again. As for age itself, I'd like to be 18 again. I spent my 18th year with a constant hardon thinking of nothin but good times. I think I'd like to visit that stamina and ability again. It wasn't a real fun time mentally for me but the body was awesome. I also seemed to have had way less inhibitions. I think it was due to the fact that I was in better shape (round is my shape now). I was actually able to sell myself bac then. Maybe not a nice profession but deffinately good for the ego of a young lad. Deb thinks she can't handle some of the things I do to her poor body now, lol, if I had that body bac, DAYUM she'd probably die from exhaustion or orgasm overdose. I was great in bed. I still am pretty good but the body don't work as well any more.

Do you believe that honesty is the best policy?

That depends on who you're talking to and what about. Kids should never be lied to because it teaches them trust issues and dishonesty in their own lives. Spouces deserve better than to be lied to if you truly Love them. Girl/boy friends are trying to get to know you so it really doesn't make a lot of sense to lie to them when you will either have to lie bigger to hide it or have to come clean sooner or later anyway. The government lies to all of us all the time so feeding them a line of shit that wont get you into too much trouble aint that bad. Your boss or other authority figures need the truth to be able to treat you as you should be treated but when they spend time worrying you to death over bullshit, piss on em. Doctors need the truth in order to treat your illnesses as best they can but if you can't stand the meds, tell him you lost the bottle but you really wanna try _______. Honesty is usually the best policy but there are times when a good lie can come in handy. Never discount the truth but don't hold so strictly to it that you spend all of your time trying to apologize for being an ass.

Today is "Evaluate Your Life Day." So, tell us: how do you think you're life's going so far?

HO-LY SHIT! That's a bad question. But the fact that I'm gonna sit here and answer it I guess means it aint too bad. Evaluate my life. Two words "fucked up." I spent my entire childhood being afraid of a psycho mom. I spent my adolesence being talked to by ppl that weren't really there. I put myself in harm's way to get by. I smoked everything offered and took everything offered. I drank like a fish. I screwed everything that would allow it. I got married (high point). I went thru almost 9 years of a honeymoon. It was the greatest time in my life but ended abruptly. I suffered grief that you wouldn't believe, compounded by losing my kids as well. I met a great woman again and am doin my damndest to enjoy the hell out of this new time in my life. She's great but I'm still fucked up due to the rest of my past. This is an interesting point in my life. I have had a very interesting life, I think. It was and is still "fucked up."

Do you have siblings? What's your relationship like with them? Bonus points if you share a photo!

I have & had a few siblings. I had a stepbrother that was 35 when he died of a massive heartattack. He was 3 years older than me. My older sister, 3 years older, I grew up with. She hated me and never let a day go by that she didn't remind me of that fact. She has mellowed since our childhood but she's still a bitchy kind of person so we don't really hang out together. She is also a sverely religious person and I am an atheist. I had a younger half sister but she turned out to be a monster so I don't have anything to do with her. I'm not sure how much younger than me she is and I really don't care. My older brother was a great guy and while very young he fathered a child. My nephew was adopted by my father and stepmom because he was a total mess. Severe premi, epileptic, CP, and mental retardation. He's 25 now and has the mind of a 10-12 yr old. I don't see any of my siblings on a regular basis because I live quite a ways away....for a reason. No pics of them as my hard drive crashed and it held all my pics. I'm working on getting some back but it's gonna b a while.

When was the last time you received a hand-written letter in the mail? Who sent it?

I have a "son" in jail so I get letters all the time. He's a good boy, just a little stupid. I Love him dearly even tho he made a mistake. He's a poet and a student of life and spirituality. I teach those things as any good parent should. Before he went to jail I hadn't seen a real hand-written letter in years. Nobody writes anymore. Email has replaced the postage stamp. I'm as guilty as the next computer junkie so I have no room to critisize. I don't even write to my son in jail. I type up letters on here and print them out. I like him to be able to read what I tell him. My handwriting looks like a chicken on acid scratchin in the dirt, or so I'm told.

What's the best new TV series this fall?

TV eats brain cells. I can feel my IQ draining outa my head as I watch. I do try to watch stimulating shows tho if I'm gonna watch. CSI's, House, NCIS's, Criminal Minds. Things that make you think. I used to watch Gilmore Girls tho. No thinkin there but they were nuts so it kinda stimulated my brain anyway. I still feel me gettin stupider as I watch tho.

Which do you prefer? City life or country living?

OK, country mouse, city mouse time, right? I Like both actually. I enjoy being able to sit by a good bonfire in my back yard and watch the stars go by. I like hearing the bugs and critters in the fields and woods around my house. I love being able to walk out my back door naked and go swimming. I like not seeing another living soul for hours or days just because they can't find me lol.

I also like hearing neighbors argue so me and Deb can kiss and make up for them. I like being able to walk to the store and be able to carry my groceries home. It's fun to watch traffic go by on the main drag or small highway just outside of my house. Sitting on my front porch watching people picking their nose or driving around shirtless (the ladies) when they think nobody can see them is great.

I do live in a small town right now and am enjoying the experience. I have lived in cities, towns, villages, and rural routes. I really have no preference because all have their good attributes. When you can see your next door neighbor every day it's kewl. It's also kewl to not see a damn soul for days on end. The only thing I never liked about the rural routes was the drive into town to go to the store. As for cities, I didn't like the noise of the night in bad neighborhoods. Towns were pretty nice but the people are very cliquish. Villages are wunderful to live in as long as you don't mind farting vanilla on 1 end of town and within 5 minutes everybody in town knows it. Noseyassed people are everywhere but nowhere like in cities, believe it or not. Gossiping in a small town or village is 1 thing but in cities everybody wants to know what you're up to.